How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A Sloth runs...

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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