i had a black friend once......just kidding

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A bar walks into a man

What is your bill about? Clinton

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Women's rights...

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Y u do dis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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