Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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