What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Who invented apple? God

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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