A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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