- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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