How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Suck pussy

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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