- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Is maynaise an instrument?

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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