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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

heat!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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