- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

when debbie meets downer

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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