Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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