- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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