- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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