- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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