- Anti Joke

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.