Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Sam Hengal.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Women's Rights Movement

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what do gay people eat?? food

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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