whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

My mum is called Steve

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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