What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

When is a door not a door? Never.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

I can count to potato.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What happened to my sunglasses?

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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