- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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