How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Albert <3 Hunter

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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