- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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