An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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