Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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