What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Cancer

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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