- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

You were born.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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