- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

where is the world?

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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