- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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