Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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