What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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