What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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