His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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