- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

wael.. nuff said

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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