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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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