- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Whats white? A fridge

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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