- Anti Joke

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Whats green? The color green.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents