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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Drew Knowles is gay

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

politically correct!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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