Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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