- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What can make you pee? Liquid

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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