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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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