if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's two plus two? Window

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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