- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

poop

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

I dont have a girlfriend

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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