Albert your flies undone.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Major League Soccer

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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