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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coldpaly is a good band

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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