What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

You just read this ..

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

wanna here a joke? you.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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