Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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