- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Not a joke.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Your mom is so nice.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Anti Joke

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