- Anti Joke

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.