- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man makes a sandwich.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Women's Rights.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock Know! Come in!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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