- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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