- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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