- Anti Joke

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Women's rights.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere